Do Not Fire The Nervous System

Dear Human Body Corporation:

Do not fire the nervous system, you'll die without it! The nervous system is the control center. Without the nervous system death would be everywhere. Reacting to the environment is important. Don't fire the nervous system.

The nervous system is the control center. Without this system we wouldn't know how to drink, eat, breathe, etc. If something were coming towards you, you wouldn't know to move or catch it. There would be no way of feeling, smelling, hearing or seeing. Parents control us, just as the nervous system controls our bodies. Do not fire the nervous system it's the control center.

If you want to die, fire the nervous system. You would be brain dead if were to fire this system. There would be no oxygen in your body. Without blood and oxygen, all of your cells would die. No one wants to die, don't fire the nervous system.

How would you react to the environment? Without the nervous system you wouldn't be able to react to anything. Let's say that something was on fire, you wouldn't know because you couldn't see it, hear it or smell. Yes feeling pain is bad, but not feeling anything can be a very bad thing. What if it were the middle of summer and you were to wear a parka, or the middle of winter and be wearing a swim suit? Without the nervous system you wouldn't have any senses.

Please, don't fire the nervous system. It's the control center. You will die without it. Reacting to your environment is important. No one wants to die, do not fire the nervous system.

Sincerely,

The Nervous System.